Will you kindly attend to your vehicle? Your alarm has been keeping the neighborhood alert for the past two hours. It’s almost dinner time, kids’ll go to bed soon, and I’m pretty sure you’re safe from theft now. Thank you. It’s very nice of you.

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Attencion dueno del ’88 Nissan Color Gris Licencia de California 5EYU725. Podria usted attender su coche inmediatemente? Su alarma aun estaba soniendo de los ultimos dos horas. Esta casi la hora de cenar. Los ninos van a dormir de pronto. Estoy seguro que su coche esta bien protegido de los ladrones. Gracias amigo. Muy amable.

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UPDATE: Ah nevermind. The battery finally died.

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