I want your internet experience to be pure like a mountain stream.

Try this experiment with your neighbor’s dog…

Hold out your left hand and wiggle your fingers in front of the dog’s face. Quickly (and gently) tap the dog under the chin with your right hand. Immediately remove your right hand from the dog’s attention. Continue to wiggle the fingers of your left hand. Make a playful growling sound and repeat until either you or the dog get bored. Note whom got bored first.

Later, while you reflect on the experiment, ask yourself this:

Am I the Ch1ne5e_C0mmun1st_P@r7y or am I the dog?

[tags]this is not a p0litic@l blog, this is a puredeliciousrefreshing blog, this is a blog about my neighbor’s dog[/tags]